…Alfred.

Alfred the Betta and/or “Version 1.0” Fish.

Susannah B of the U-S-of-A is the winner of the Name the Version 1.0 Fish Contest. Thousands of people might have entered this contest, but Susannah’s detailed analysis of why the name “Alfred” fits the bill for this particular fish was witty enough to catapult her entry above any and all others. You may recall that all entrants were highly encouraged to consider name length, creativity, syllable/vowel ratio, and if it sounds good in a Cockney accent. Here’s Susannah B’s reasoning for the name she submitted:

1. Sound: The beginning of the name “Alfred” recalls the word “alpha,” meaning “first,” which is appropriate for a Version 1.0 fish.
2. Hue: The end of the name “Alfred” suits the fish’s stunning crimson coloration.
3. Origin: “Alfred” is of Old English extraction, so no doubt it would sound smashing in a Cockney accent.
4. Meaning: “Alfred” means “counselor,” and no doubt the Kids 4 Truth team would benefit from a mascot who not only can boost morale but also can provide occasional legal and/or spiritual counsel. In addition, one of the most important characteristics of a good counselor is that he listens well to his counselee; fish, of course, are notoriously good listeners.
5. Ease: “Alfred” is an efficient and concise name, with just two easy syllables, one vowel per syllable, and each letter used only once. Additionally, nickname possibilities abound: Al. Alf. Alfie. Alley-oop. Alfredo. Freddie. Fred-o.
6. Respectability: Others who share the name “Alfred” include King Alfred the Great (849-899), who conquered the Vikings and revolutionized Anglo-Saxon society with education and an improved legal system; Alfred P. Sloan, philanthropist and CEO; Alfred Hitchcock, renowned film director; Alfred J. Fish, M.D., pediatric nephrologist at the University of Minnesota; and, presumably, Alf, fuzzy brown 1980s TV character.

Susannah will receive a free copy of “Teaching Truth, Training Hearts” by Tom Nettles. Shipping and handling is only $13.95.

Thank you to all who entered!